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Our fic­tion is all gay romance. Some of it is para­nor­mal. Most are humor­ous. A few are explicit.

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Fangs over America (Vamp Camp 4 by Wynn Wagner)

Fangs over America

Mårten Lars­son is one of the rich­est blood­suck­ers ever, but his unlife isn’t exactly a flight in the park. There are some things money can’t buy—like an instruc­tion man­ual on what to do when the vam­pire queen quits and leaves you in charge of Europe. Sud­denly Mårten has to jug­gle pol­i­tics, his royal wardrobe, and this new­fan­gled thing called “e-​​​​mail.” And his Ger­man still sucks.

But hey, Mårten can han­dle it. After all, he (sort of) sur­vived World War I, being mar­ried to two vora­ciously horny vam­pires (at the same time), and life as a sniper tak­ing out the most dan­ger­ous vamps in his­tory. A lit­tle respon­si­bil­ity should be no prob­lem… right?

 

Fic­tion by Wynn Wag­ner

Vamp Camp

Vamp Camp

Did Mårten Lars­son want to be a vamp? Not so much. He wanted it as much as he asked to have a sissy cir­cle over the å in his name. He just woke up dead one day with a piece of paper that said, “Dude, you’re a vam­pire. Drink some blood. Don’t sun­tan.” Luck­ily, another vam­pire finds Mårten and agrees to teach him how to live (well, not live, exactly) as a vam­pire. And so Mårten goes to Vamp Camp, where he has to sur­vive with­out get­ting staked or baked, learn how to work with fangs and blood lust while spend­ing time with his boyfriend, and employ his wicked wit as he mas­ters the art and sci­ence of vampirism.

The Obscurati (Vamp Camp 2 by Wynn Wagner)

The Obscu­rati

Vamp Camp series, book 2

Sequel to Vamp Camp A hun­dred years after his turn­ing, Mårten Lars­son and his lover Oberon have taken the com­pas­sion and car­ing they found in Vamp Camp and cre­ated an empire that brings bal­ance to vam­pire soci­ety around the world. Once two giddy young vamps, now they’re the most for­mi­da­ble vam­pire hit squad in his­tory: The Obscu­rati. As the “Unseen Death,” the duo enforces vam­pire law. When a vam­pire breaks the rules any­where in the world, or when the local vam­pire lead­ers can’t con­trol a sit­u­a­tion, that’s when The Obscu­rati show up. Mårten and Oberon turbo-​​charge the action with the lat­est in anti-​​vamp fire­power and more, all the while push­ing their steamy rela­tion­ship to the next level.

The Vamp in the Silver Mask

The Vamp in the Sil­ver Mask

Vamp Camp series, book 3

Mårten Lars­son and his husbands—plural—are at it again, sav­ing the world from exsan­guina­tion one twisted vam­pire bad guy at a time. As the Obscu­rati sniper team known as the Unseen Death, Mårten and Oberon travel the world exter­mi­nat­ing the undead, leav­ing Lonny to be the brains of their vam­pire empire back home in Bavaria. But the ren­o­va­tions Lonny has slated for Lech­mont Manor get put on the back burner when some major demo­li­tion unearths a stone cof­fin and a decades-​​old plot to pol­ish off the pope. Sud­denly the Obscu­rati are the ones being hunted by mem­bers of a pow­er­ful super­nat­ural orga­ni­za­tion that aren’t afraid to walk in the day­light. To make mat­ters worse, the mount­ing ten­sion is dri­ving a wedge between Mårten and his hus­bands. If Mårten wants to save their unlives—and their marriage—he will have to solve the mys­tery of the vamp in the sil­ver mask before the Illu­mi­nati turn out the lights.

Fangs over America (Vamp Camp 4 by Wynn Wagner)

Fangs over America

Vamp Camp series, book 4

Mårten Lars­son is one of the rich­est blood­suck­ers ever, but his unlife isn’t exactly a flight in the park. There are some things money can’t buy—like an instruc­tion man­ual on what to do when the vam­pire queen quits and leaves you in charge of Europe. Sud­denly Mårten has to jug­gle pol­i­tics, his royal wardrobe, and this new­fan­gled thing called “e-​​​​mail.” And his Ger­man still sucks.

But hey, Mårten can han­dle it. After all, he (sort of) sur­vived World War I, being mar­ried to two vora­ciously horny vam­pires (at the same time), and life as a sniper tak­ing out the most dan­ger­ous vamps in his­tory. A lit­tle respon­si­bil­ity should be no prob­lem… right?

Commitment Issues

Com­mit­ment Issues

A tragic end­ing to his first real love affair and the sub­se­quent guilt sent Sean Roberts sink­ing into alco­holism, destroy­ing his career and nearly cost­ing him his life. After fight­ing his way back from the edge and with five years of sobri­ety under his belt, he begins to rebuild his broad­cast­ing career, but love con­tin­ues to elude him. It takes a per­fect encounter with a mys­te­ri­ous angel, sev­eral enthu­si­as­tic romps with an agent, and meet­ing the man of his dreams at an AA meet­ing to open his eyes again to love’s pos­si­bil­i­ties. Unfor­tu­nately, fate isn’t done toy­ing with him and threat­ens to snatch away the joy he’s found with the beau­ti­ful Wyatt… but Sean is ready to fight for his life and for his love.

influential

influ­en­tial

Oppo­sites attract. One is a street­wise kid with a shrewd tal­ent for busi­ness. The other is a clair­voy­ant Swede with a take-​​no-​​prisoners activist mom. It is the tale of two boys who never should have met. When they do, the results are “explo­sive.” You will absolutely love these guys.


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